Doctor Funtimes

An exuberant matter manipulator/teleporter whose calls Calamity “The Great Noodly One.” Whether or not she actually thinks Calamity is the Flying Spaghetti Monster is up for debate.

Biography
Prior to Calamity Funtimes was Jade Delancey, a young teenager living in Wasilla, Alaska with her mother and sister. She became closer to her sister Courtney during their parents' difficult divorce, becoming depressed when Courtney went to college in Vancouver.

Appearance
The Doctor is a short, thin young woman with curly black hair that she's sprinkled with glitter. She wears a once-white prom dress that looks as if someone had spent a day pelting it with dye-filled water balloons, which is believed to be precisely its origin. She wears knee-high light-up socks, one red and one yellow; and Converse high-tops, one green and one blue. As the weather is turning, she is often seen in a black sweater with multicolored ribbons woven throughout.

Powers and Abilities
Doctor Funtimes is a high-end matter manipulator, capable of transforming and shaping matter with effort proportional to what she's transforming. She can accomplish small transformations such as turning a carrot into a gun with a snap of her fingers, while changing buildings or other large objects would require more time and concentration. As an engineering prodigy, she is able to apply her matter manipulation towards achieving spectacular feats of technology, such as causing a building to float on an anti-gravity platform or creating a squad of robotic alligators with weaponized lasers.

In addition Funtimes possesses a powerful teleportation ability, enabling her to teleport distances exceeding two thousand miles in the space of a heartbeat.

Personality and Behavior
As her name suggests, Doctor Funtimes is renowned for her whimsical and fun-loving attitude. In most respects her demeanor is friendly and benign, lacking the casually homicidal bend of most Epics. However, her corruption manifests in other, more subtle ways, such as in kidnapping "friends" for herself and her intimidation tactics towards rival Epics.

One example of her corruption is her non-consensual relationship with Nathan Sperry, whom she rescued from the High Epic Fortuity but has since forced into filling a role as her boyfriend.